I was barely sitting down when i heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" 

I'm not the type of person to start a conversation in the men's restroom but i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrased: "Doin just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, im thinking this is so bizarre so i say: "Uhh... Im just like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as i can when i hear another question: "can i come over?"

Ok, this question is just to weird for me so i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him: "No.... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then i hear the guy say nervously....
"Listen, I'll have to call you back, Theres an Idiot in the next stall who keeps on answering all my questions!!!"

At that point i was the IDIOT